The Best Moira Rose Quotes That We Need To Add To Everyday Conversation

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I just finished my second watch-through of Schitt’s Creek, and it’s no secret that Moira Rose (Catherine O’Hara) has some of the best one-liners of any character in recent television history. From her wacky phrasing to the unidentifiable accent, Moira’s quotables are both over-the-top and eccentric — perfect to get a laugh on any occasion. Here are my favs!


Motivation Moira:

“One must champion oneself and say, ‘I am ready for this!'”

She’s Noncommittal (Same, TBH):

“I would be pleased to RSVP as… pending.”

For When You Need To Keep Your Mouth Shut:

“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.”


That Moment When Apologizing Is Just Too Hard:

“I may have been wrong. You may have been not wrong.”

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Just Being Realistic: 

“Who knows what will befall us tomorrow, John? You could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.”

Right Before Deleting Insta For The 57th Time:

“Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.”

Me After Glass 3:

“I can’t feel my tongue. But I know it’s there because I’m talking.”


“Be careful, John, lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground.”


When you need to be busy:

“I’m positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera.”


And, finally, whenever you see a tiny human:




Any other one-liners you’ve learned from Moira Rose, or any other Schitt’s Creek quotes you love? Drop them below!

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