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I just finished my second watch-through of Schitt’s Creek, and it’s no secret that Moira Rose (Catherine O’Hara) has some of the best one-liners of any character in recent television history. From her wacky phrasing to the unidentifiable accent, Moira’s quotables are both over-the-top and eccentric — perfect to get a laugh on any occasion. Here are my favs!
Motivation Moira:
“One must champion oneself and say, ‘I am ready for this!'”
She’s Noncommittal (Same, TBH):
“I would be pleased to RSVP as… pending.”
For When You Need To Keep Your Mouth Shut:
“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.”
That Moment When Apologizing Is Just Too Hard:
“I may have been wrong. You may have been not wrong.”
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Just Being Realistic:
“Who knows what will befall us tomorrow, John? You could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.”
If you’re lucky enough to work w/ kids, then you come to work dressed for Halloween! Live life to the fullest, peeps, because as Moira Rose said: “Who knows what will befall us tomorrow. [We] could be hit by a Mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” pic.twitter.com/m0zgVBjwDU
— Kat Podlesnik (@KatPodlesnik) October 29, 2020
Right Before Deleting Insta For The 57th Time:
“Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.”
Social media is “an amusement park for clinical narcissists” Moira Rose Schitt’s Creek. Love it and I’ll be on the Tilt-a-Whirl. 🎡🎢 pic.twitter.com/gSIZ1lAS8u
— ET Phone Crohns (@DoubleOjj) January 16, 2020
Me After Glass 3:
“I can’t feel my tongue. But I know it’s there because I’m talking.”
‘How did you open the door?’ ‘I threw a shoe.’ ‘This wine is aw-ful give me another glass’ ‘I think maybe youve had enough wine sweetheart.’ ‘I, I can’t feel my tongue, but i know it’s there because i’m talking.’ pic.twitter.com/gAAIQSIy8D
— 🇨🇦Jessica🇨🇦 (@Canuckgirl74) December 22, 2019
Sarcasm…?:
“Be careful, John, lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground.”
When you need to be busy:
“I’m positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera.”
And, finally, whenever you see a tiny human:
“Bébé.”
Any other one-liners you’ve learned from Moira Rose, or any other Schitt’s Creek quotes you love? Drop them below!
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