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My vibrator is my best friend (Mom, stop reading this right now).
I was late to the pleasuring-myself-with-a-helpful-aid game but, thankfully, a dear friend (who was SHOCKED when she found out I didn’t have one) gifted me my first device.
Mom, I said stop reading this!
Hopefully she’s gone because, while masturbating is a very normal and enjoyable pastime, it’s weird to have a parent read about their daughter rubbing one out.
Anyway, my first vibrator was the Better Love Bunny Vibe and I wore it out — actually, I killed it (RIP). My little bunny rabbit would no longer hold a charge, so I went in search of another and found that there are so many vibrators to choose from. Vibes!
Below are the best, most beloved vibrators that women everywhere cannot stop raving about.
Sincerely Sportsheets Unity Vibe Rechargeable Silicone Mini Vibrator
Musician Phoebe Bridgers listed the Sincerely Sportsheets Unity Vibe as one thing she cannot live without, and when Phoebe talks (or sings), we listen.
This powerful little baby is small enough to fit in your pocket. It has five speeds, is USB rechargeable, and is “Highly recommended to anyone wanting to get straight to the point.” *slams down gavel* SOLD!
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Better Love Tap Dancer
Clitoral stimulators buzzed onto the vibrator scene a few years back and women rave about them, especially the Better Love Tap Dancer.
They are designed to stimulate the clitoris by creating a pulsing sensation that boosts blood flow to the clitoris which makes it more likely for you to have an orgasm.
This is the first clitoral stimulator to utilize TAPPLEASURE Technology™ that mimics the same human touch a vulva owner would feel during foreplay. It has 6 modes, is USB rechargeable, and waterproof, for all you water babies. We’ll take two!
Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
This beauty is a rabbit which, in the vibrator world, means it’s top notch. Greedy Girl is a G-spot rabbit vibrator that combines silky silicone with 36 possible vibration mode combinations.
“A top-of-the-line rabbit for anyone who loves dual clitoral and G-spot pleasure. The curved shaft stimulates your G-spot while thick, flexible ears engulf your clitoris with thrilling vibrations.”
It’s USB rechargeable, waterproof, and travel-friendly with 2 powerful motors and 15 speeds and patterns.
Who needs Christian Grey when you have this?
Bullet Vibrator
It’s named Bullet, which is self-explanatory. This small but powerful vibrator packs a punch and is all the ammo you need to have a fast, intense orgasm.
Shaped like a lipstick, the tapered, angled tip can be used for pinpoint or widespread sensation, has 7 patterns, 3 intensity levels, and is waterproof. It’s a fantastic first vibrator for newbies or old pros!
Better Love Bunny Vibe
The Better Love Bunny Vibe was my first, and I can say it’s one of the best vibrators on the market.
This G-Spot vibrator stimulates all your sensitive spots for an intense orgasm. It has 10 vibration levels and patterns, is splash-proof (you can use it in the shower, but not in the bathtub), and is USB rechargeable.
Magic Wand Rechargeable Extra Powerful
The Magic Wand comes with a warning: brace yourself. But don’t be alarmed, it’s a good warning. The cordless Magic Wand harnesses AC power from the wall before “firing it out in 8 vibration styles.”
And it’s not only for your lady parts — it’s also versatile enough to enable amazing all-over massages.
This one is for external use only and is not waterproof! It recharges in a regular old wall socket.
Lovense Lush 3 App Controlled Rechargeable Vibrator
The Lush 3 is a fully programmable remote control vibrator which can be customized to a variety of vibration levels. Their app allows you to choose a power level and connects to Bluetooth — which means someone else can control your vibrator from a long distance. This takes sexting to a whole new level!
It’s USB rechargeable, waterproof, and wireless.
Womanizer x Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Vibrator
Here we have another clitoral stimulator, the Womanizer x Lovehoney. This one boasts a “Luxurious clitoral suction stimulator, providing a touchless pulsing sensation with a silken silicone that engulfs the clitoris before pulsing its incredible suction waves.”
Wow, color us interested. It has 6 levels of intensity, is rechargeable and waterproof, and an exclusive collaboration between the pleasure experts at both Lovehoney and Womanizer.
Rocks Off Powerful Classic Vibrator
As Shakespeare once wrote, “What’s in a name?” And we love the name of the Rocks Off Classic Vibrator.
Lucky users will experience 3 speeds and 7 patterns of ultra-powerful vibrations, and its soft silicone body and tapered tip are perfect for pinpointing your hot spots.
Cycle through 10 speeds and patterns to find the one for you. This gem is fully waterproof and rechargeable, using a USB that utilizes magnetic pin technology.
Womanizer Duo Stimulator & Vibrator
The sex toy that does it all, Womanizer Duo is a clitoral stimulator and rabbit vibrator featuring 12 intensity levels for clitoral stimulation, 12 intensity levels for G-spot stimulation, and 10 vibration modes for “complete orgasmic pleasure you’ll need to experience to believe.”
This model is waterproof and recharges with a USB cord with magnetic charging pins.
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You should treat yourself to a clitoral or G-spot vibrator, you deserve it! Did we miss any that we should know about? Tell us in the comments!
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